The Rules


1) Don't be shy, but remember, we don't need another hero

3) There is no rule #2

4) Never turn down free food

5) If you can't make it, fake it. If you can't fake it, don't try to make it

6) Mistakes are only obvious to people who know they are mistakes

7) Everything is relative, nothing is black & white

8) Do not try to frame every relationship you have as possible sex partners